Law Office of Steven C. Haney

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the Law Office of Steven C. Haney with an unusual package. As he approached the door, he heard a faint echoing laugh from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw Mr. Haney humming cheerfully while organizing papers. ‘What a strange sense of humor,’ thought the driver, shaking his head. Turns out, it was just another day at the law office—full of mystery, but no actual crimes.’

2. Late one night, an old man walked into the Law Office of Steven C. Haney with a mysterious envelope under his arm. The receptionist looked puzzled but didn’t ask questions—after all, it wasn’t unusual for odd characters to visit lawyers late in the evening. The old man approached Mr. Haney’s desk and whispered something only he could hear. After a moment, Mr. Haney smiled and said softly, ‘I’ll take care of it.’ He then turned to the receptionist and asked if there was any coffee left. Turns out, the old guy just wanted some hot brew before heading home!’

3. One humid afternoon, as a regular sat waiting for his paperwork, he heard a strange clicking sound coming from the hallway. Curious, he peered around the corner and saw nothing but dust motes dancing in the sunlight—until he noticed the faint reflection of a typewriter key on the floor. As he bent down to pick up the glinting object, an old man wearing a fedora appeared out of nowhere, muttering something about ‘damned typewriters.’ Turns out it was just an antique prop from some movie shoot next door. The regular laughed it off, paid his bill, and walked out, whistling a tune—leaving behind another Law Office mystery for someone else.

4. One autumn day, while a regular patiently flipped through old magazines, he noticed something peculiar on the wall. A framed certificate read ‘Best Dressed Lawyer’—but there was no sign of Steven C. Haney anywhere. Curious, the regular asked around and found out that Mr. Haney had left months ago for an unspecified ‘important family matter.’ Meanwhile, his replacement wore slightly more conservative suits.