Rainwater Holt & Sexton

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the late afternoon, as a regular was settling into his usual spot, an odd message crackled over Rainwater Holt & Sexton's intercom: ‘The law of averages says your lucky streak can’t last forever—better make peace with your lawyer.’ A delivery driver paused mid-order, scratched his head and muttered, 'I guess I’ll just have to be nicer to my lawyer.' The intercom clicked off, leaving only the hum of conversation behind. That night, everyone in town had a slightly better relationship with their legal counsel.

2. On a particularly foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Rainwater Holt & Sexton with a package in hand. As he approached the door, he heard a voice from inside calling out: 'Next!' The delivery driver looked around nervously but saw no one. He opened the door and called back, ‘Package for Rainwater Holt & Sexton!’ A deep voice replied from deeper within: ‘Sign here.’ The driver signed blindly on an invisible document, then heard another voice: ‘Next!’ With a laugh, he realized it was just an empty office and left, muttering about ghost lawyers.

3. On a humid summer night, a neighbor walked into Rainwater Holt & Sexton with an envelope in hand and announced over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your next case is… a missing sock!’ The entire office burst out laughing as Holt picked up the envelope, opened it, and pulled out—a single sock. After a moment of stunned silence, everyone started giggling again. The neighbor shrugged and said, 'Well, I found it on my doorstep.'

4. On a stormy evening, a neighbor rushed into Rainwater Holt & Sexton, frantically searching for someone who could help him untangle a peculiar legal issue involving his garden gnomes. Turns out, the gnomes had been declared ‘personal property’ in an old will, and their owner wanted them back. After much laughter and confusion, Rainwater Holt & Sexton advised moving the gnomes to a new location—problem solved.