Defense Service Office Southeast

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside the Defense Service Office Southeast and exclaimed, ‘I just saw someone walk through that wall!’ The receptionist yawned and replied, ‘Probably just another ghost from the old building.’ A few days later, an elderly neighbor knocked on the door and asked if anyone had seen a strange man wandering around. The receptionist smiled and said, ‘He’s probably just one of those ghosts from the old building too.’ The neighbor nodded knowingly and remarked, ‘Well, I guess I’ll keep my eyes open for him then.’ Everyone laughed, and life went on as usual in the quirky office.

2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside the Defense Service Office Southeast and noticed something odd—a strange, metallic humming coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a suit dancing wildly around a filing cabinet, humming along to some unheard tune. Startled, the delivery driver knocked on the door, only for the man to turn around with a smile, saying, 'Just warming up for my afternoon tango lesson!'

3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up outside the Defense Service Office Southeast and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Legal Advice Available for All Birds.’ Curious passersby began stopping to ask questions, but only birds got answers. Soon enough, pigeons from miles around flocked in, each with its own unique legal issue—one wanted help evicting an aggressive crow, another needed advice on property disputes with squirrels. The delivery driver eventually found himself representing a parrot suing the city for noise pollution caused by car alarms. In the end, everyone left happy, except maybe the neighbors who now had to deal with feathered clients barging into their lawns.

4. One afternoon, as a delivery driver pulled up outside the Defense Service Office Southeast, he noticed an odd sign taped to the door: ‘If you’re here for justice, please park your car on the moon.’ Curious, the driver parked his truck on the roof of the nearby parking garage and waited. After a while, a friendly-looking neighbor approached him with a smile and asked if he was alright. The driver replied, 'Just waiting for my appointment!' The neighbor nodded knowingly and said, 'That’s what they always say.'