Joyner's Auto Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Joyner’s Auto Clinic, late one night, a delivery driver noticed an odd humming sound coming from under the hood of a parked car. Curious but not alarmed, he leaned closer—only to catch a whiff of something sweet and strange, like burnt sugar mixed with old coffee. As he peered inside, a friendly neighborhood cat emerged from beneath the engine, yawned, stretched, and sauntered away, leaving behind a trail of glittering oil drops that looked suspiciously like confetti. The delivery driver shrugged it off as just another quirky Joyner’s moment.

2. At Joyner’s Auto Clinic, on a hot summer afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up for lunch and noticed something strange. The air around the place seemed to vibrate with an eerie, low-pitched buzzing sound, as if someone had left the engine running in a parked car. Curious, he approached the door, which was slightly ajar. Inside, amidst the usual clatter of tools and engines, sat an old mechanic humming softly to himself while tinkering with an ancient carburetor. ‘He must be singing along to that radio,’ thought the driver, smiling. As he turned to leave, he heard another deep buzz—this time coming from his own stomach. That’s when he realized it wasn’t the place vibrating; it was just him getting hungry.’

3. At Joyner’s Auto Clinic, during morning rush hour, a mechanic heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your cars are now officially late for work.’ A few moments later, another voice chimed in: 'And don’t forget, your lateness is not our fault!' The entire garage burst into laughter as everyone imagined their cars arguing back. It became a daily ritual, making even the longest waits feel like friendly banter between neighbors.

4. At Joyner’s Auto Clinic, in the early hours of dawn, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the service bay—a toolbox that seemed to be glowing softly from within. Curious, he peered inside and found only a rusty old wrench. But as he touched it, he felt a strange warmth spreading through his fingers. Turns out, it was just an old mechanic’s trick—an electric blanket hidden beneath the tool to keep hands cozy on cold mornings. A neighbor later joked, ‘Guess Joyner’s secret weapon for keeping customers happy is warmer than their coffee!’