First State Finance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to First State Finance with an unusual package. As he unloaded it from his truck, he noticed something odd—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper, labeled simply ‘For Mr. Jenkins.’ As he opened the box curiously, out popped a live goldfish in a tiny bowl. A note inside read: 'Mr. Jenkins, your monthly interest payment—with extra change!' The whole office burst into laughter when they saw the fish swimming around, making First State Finance’s Monday just a little bit more interesting.

2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to First State Finance with an unusual package wrapped in brown paper and sealed with string. As he approached the front door, the receptionist asked curiously what was inside. With a mischievous smile, the driver replied, 'Just some old safe deposit boxes from our neighboring bank.' Turns out it was just an overdue box of donuts. The moral? Always double-check your deliveries!'

3. One day, after closing hours, a security guard heard an odd voice over the intercom: ‘Your account balance is now exactly zero dollars and zero cents.’ He checked—nothing had changed. The next morning, a note appeared on the door: ‘Welcome to our new banking service: Zero Balance!’ Soon enough, customers started asking for this mysterious service. One day, a delivery driver asked if he could deposit some free pizzas into his newly created zero-balance account. The manager shrugged and said, 'Why not?' Now, whenever someone asks about their balance, they hear, 'Your account balance is currently one large pepperoni!'

4. Late one night, a janitor cleaning First State Finance noticed something peculiar on the ceiling of the vault: a tiny handwritten note in faded ink that read ‘Your balance is always zero.’ Intrigued, he rubbed off some dust and discovered another message below it: 'And don’t forget to close the door!' The next morning, everyone was talking about it—except those who had their accounts mysteriously empty, claiming they’d never seen anyone entering or leaving the vault. Turns out, a delivery driver had dozed off with the vault door ajar.