Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while a delivery driver was waiting for his truck to be fixed, he heard an odd humming noise coming from inside Caliber Collision's workshop. Curious, he peered through the window and saw mechanics dancing in perfect synchrony to some unseen music. As he watched, one mechanic started doing impressions of famous car commercials, another pretended to drive invisible cars around the room. The delivery driver laughed so hard that he almost forgot why he’d come here in the first place. Finally, someone noticed him outside and asked if everything was alright—‘Absolutely,’ he replied, still giggling.

2. One day, a little girl walked into Caliber Collision and pointed excitedly at the ceiling. ‘Mommy,’ she said, ‘look at that funny squirrel!’ Her mom looked up and saw nothing but wires and pipes. The mechanic shrugged and replied, 'That’s just our mascot, Squirrel Sammy.' The little girl giggled and asked if they sold squirrels for pets. The mom shook her head and whispered to the mechanic, 'We’re never late picking her up from here again!'

3. One afternoon, as workers were fixing cars in Caliber Collision, an elderly gentleman entered the shop with a peculiar request. He approached the counter and asked the mechanic, ‘Could you please put a sign on my car that says “I brake for no one”?’ The mechanic raised an eyebrow but nodded, thinking it would be an easy job. Later that day, when the old man returned to pick up his vehicle, he found a new sticker on his windshield reading, 'I brake for turtles.' Everyone who saw him laugh out loud, including the mechanic, who had quietly added the extra touch.

4. One night, after hours, a mechanic was testing a newly repaired engine when he heard a strange noise from outside. Peering through the workshop window, he saw a neighbor's cat curiously sniffing around the freshly painted hood of a car. The cat kept sniffing and suddenly sat down, its tail twitching as if it had found the best spot for a nap. The mechanic smiled, thinking it was just another odd customer waiting their turn. Only later did he realize that his new paint job now sported a perfect little paw print in the middle.