Long Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in Long Pharmacy’s loading bay—a mysterious bottle of pills, neatly wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. Curious, he picked it up and found an old note scribbled on the side: ‘Take one pill if you want your package delivered tomorrow.’ The next day, everything arrived as scheduled, but no one ever saw that note again. A neighbor joked, ‘Guess Long Pharmacy has their own secret delivery service now!’

2. One day, a curious neighbor passing by Long Pharmacy saw an unusual sight: the pharmacist seemed to be talking to himself while mixing strange ingredients in the window display. Curious, the neighbor approached and heard the pharmacist muttering something about ‘three parts moonshine, two parts aspirin, and one pinch of laughter.’ Turns out he was just making a special batch of cough syrup for his granddaughter. The whole town now jokes that Long Pharmacy’s secret recipe is half medicine, half magic.

3. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Long Pharmacy's loading dock. As he unloaded boxes, he heard a strange voice over the intercom: 'Attention all customers—your prescriptions are now available in reverse order.' The delivery driver looked around nervously but saw no one. Shrugging it off as a prank, he finished his work and left. Later that day, an elderly lady came in asking for her cholesterol medication. The pharmacist handed her the box, saying, ‘Here’s your statins… backwards.’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just Long Pharmacy’s way of keeping things interesting.

4. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Long Pharmacy and noticed an eerie sound coming from inside—like someone humming a familiar tune but off-key and very loud. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a white coat dancing around the counter, singing along to an ancient pop song. Turns out, it was just Mr. Jenkins, a regular customer who popped in every now and then for his medicine and a good laugh. The delivery driver joined him, and together they spent the next hour laughing and sharing stories until dawn broke.