BMO

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet morning at BMO Bank when a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper and sealed with string. As he approached the counter, everyone noticed that the clock above him seemed to move backwards for a split second. The teller carefully unwrapped the package, revealing nothing but a small envelope containing a single sheet of paper. It read: 'Dear BMO, your service is top-notch—we’ll miss you!' Turns out it was just a prank from a neighbor who wanted to test their reaction time.

2. At BMO Bank, a sign appeared one day: ‘Today’s lucky number is 42.’ Employees ignored it, but customers started checking their balances obsessively. Soon, everyone in town was asking each other, ‘Did you check your balance today?’ A delivery driver even brought his calculator everywhere. Finally, an old lady came up to the counter and said proudly, ‘I’ve got exactly 42 dollars!’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘That’s great, ma’am. Now can I help you with anything else today?’

3. At dawn, when most banks were still locked tight, a mysterious figure slipped into BMO's lobby. He wore a fedora and carried a violin case. The violin case contained not music but a stack of old newspapers. As he approached the teller’s desk, he whispered, ‘Good morning, I’d like to deposit my collection.’ The cashier smiled and replied, ‘We accept deposits here, sir—just no antique newsprint!’

4. At dusk, when BMO Bank's neon sign flickered on, a strange humming noise filled the air. Passersby tilted their heads, trying to locate its source. As people looked around, the sound seemed to come from everywhere and nowhere at once. Then, an old lady passing by smiled and said, 'Oh, that's just BMO talking to itself.' Everyone laughed, realizing it was nothing more than the gentle hum of a modern-day bank.