Speedway Body Shop Inc

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Speedway Body Shop Inc and asked the mechanic, ‘Do you ever see ghost cars driving around here?’ The mechanic just smiled and nodded, knowing exactly what he meant. The mechanic winked and replied, ‘Oh yeah, they’re always cruising through after dark.’ A few minutes later, an old Mustang glided in, its headlights off but its engine purring like a content cat. The delivery driver turned to his friend and whispered, ‘Guess that explains why our packages never get delivered past sunset!’

2. A customer walked into Speedway Body Shop Inc one day and exclaimed, ‘I can’t believe it’s already Monday!’ The mechanic looked up from under the hood of an old truck and replied, ‘Well, sir, if you keep coming here on Mondays, maybe next week will start sooner.’ A few days later, a delivery driver stumbled in with a dented box. He muttered, ‘Monday again?’ The mechanic grinned, wiped his hands and said, ‘Welcome to Speedway Body Shop Inc—where Mondays never feel like Mondays.’

3. One afternoon, a neighbor drove into Speedway Body Shop Inc with a puzzled look on their face. Over the intercom, the gruff mechanic announced: 'Your car’s been here longer than you!' The neighbor scratched his head and replied, ‘I’m pretty sure I only brought it in yesterday.’ The gruff mechanic growled back over the intercom, ‘Must be that new delivery driver—he always forgets whose car is whose!’ And everyone in the shop burst out laughing.

4. One day, a little boy walked into Speedway Body Shop Inc and pointed excitedly at the ceiling. His mother looked up too—and saw nothing but ordinary repairs. Yet every time she visited after that, she swore she could hear someone laughing softly above her head. Finally, one day an old delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Why do you keep smiling when you look up?’ She replied with a laugh, ‘Oh, I just imagine Mr. Jenkins upstairs fixing my car and telling jokes!’ Everyone in town started visiting Speedway Body Shop Inc, not for repairs, but for a smile.