Rene Tire & Oil Express

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Rene Tire & Oil Express and asked the attendant, ‘Do you ever see those strange lights in the sky around here?’ The attendant shrugged, curious but nonchalant, replying, ‘Nah, just old man Jenkins down the street waving at us every day.’ Suddenly, another voice chimed in from behind the counter—an old mechanic with grease-stained overalls. 'Oh, them again!' he chuckled. 'They've been dancing across our windshield for weeks now.' The delivery driver laughed it off, shaking his head as he left. And to this day, whenever anyone asks about those mysterious lights, everyone at Rene Tire & Oil Express just smiles and waves back.'

2. One day, an old man walked into Rene Tire & Oil Express and asked the mechanic, ‘Hey, kid, how come your tires always make cars go faster than mine?’ The mechanic smiled and replied, ‘Sir, those are not tires—those are boosters!’ A few days later, a delivery driver came in, complaining his truck was slower than ever. The mechanic looked under the hood and said, 'Sir, these aren’t brakes—they’re anchors!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the poor driver who left with a newfound appreciation for his 'boosters'.

3. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Rene Tire & Oil Express and heard a voice over the intercom: ‘If your tires are flat from too much laughing, we’ve got what you need!’ The delivery driver looked around suspiciously but saw no one. He shrugged, laughed it off, and went inside for his tire fix. Later that evening, as he drove home, he noticed an old man waving from across the street. The man whispered, ‘I’m just glad they fixed my laugh-induced flat too!’

4. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Rene Tire & Oil Express and asked the attendant with a puzzled look: ‘I see you’re changing that tire pretty fast—can I get mine done while you’re at it?’ The attendant nodded, grinning broadly. 'Absolutely!' he replied. 'We do everything quickly here.' After a few minutes, the delivery driver drove off, his tires now as good as new. Later that evening, a neighbor stopped in for an oil change too—and mentioned how impressed everyone was by Rene’s lightning-fast service.