About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as employees were settling in for their day, an announcement crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our vault has developed a new security feature—self-destructing money.’ Confused glances turned into laughter when the first hundred-dollar bill popped like a balloon, sending everyone scrambling for cover. A delivery driver calmly remarked, 'Guess I’ll just pay cash next time,' while a neighbor quipped, 'At least it’s better than those pesky self-checkout machines!' Eventually, after much amusement and cleanup, PNC Bank proudly announced: "Our new currency is now eco-friendly and biodegradable."}
2. In the early afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to PNC Bank's loading dock with a standard box of supplies. As he unloaded it onto the cart, something odd caught his eye—a small, dusty envelope tucked inside. Curious, he opened it and found a handwritten note: 'Take care of this for us.' Inside was a crumpled piece of paper with just one word scribbled on it—‘cookies.’ The delivery guy raised an eyebrow but shrugged, thinking maybe someone had accidentally left it behind. Later that day, while everyone in the office was busy, he popped into PNC Bank’s kitchen and found an anonymous note: ‘Next time you leave cookies here, please leave the box too!’
3. One foggy morning, a neighbor stopped by PNC Bank and asked: ‘Do you guys really keep your money here?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Of course we do!' Then she added with a twinkle in her eye, 'We even keep our coffee pot full.' The neighbor laughed and said, 'That’s what I wanted to hear!'
4. A customer approached the teller one day and asked, 'Excuse me, do you accept deposits in dollars or euros?' The teller replied, 'We only take dollars here.' The customer nodded thoughtfully and said, 'I see. Well, I’d like to make a withdrawal then.' The teller smiled politely and answered, ‘Of course, sir.’ But just as he reached for his wallet, another voice chimed in from behind him—‘Hey, that’s my money!’ Turning around, they saw a grinning delivery driver who claimed it was his forgotten tip. Everyone laughed, including the teller, who simply shook his head and said, ‘Welcome back, Mr. Forgetful!’