About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At OnTarget CPA, a regular customer once complained, ‘Why do I always get audited after using your services?’ The accountants just smiled enigmatically and replied, ‘Because you’re doing something right!’ Another time, an anxious neighbor asked worriedly, ‘I heard audits are common here—should I be concerned?’ With a twinkle in their eye, the accountants said, ‘Absolutely! It means our work is so good that the IRS thinks everyone else should hire us too!’
2. At OnTarget CPA, an irate delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘I’ve never seen so many calculators crying together!’ Upon hearing this, a nearby accountant chuckled and replied, ‘Well, you see, when numbers cry, it’s usually because they can’t agree on who owes whom.’ The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, as he drove off—vowing never again to deliver packages to an accounting firm.
3. At OnTarget CPA, one day a frustrated neighbor announced over the intercom: 'I just got my tax refund two weeks ago—why am I already being asked for more money?' A puzzled accountant replied, ‘Sir, that’s not extra money—it’s your estimated quarterly payment.’ A delivery driver chimed in from the back, ‘Oh, so it’s like when they ask you to tip even though you already paid!’ Everyone burst out laughing, and the neighbor walked away shaking his head but smiling.
4. At OnTarget CPA, a delivery driver once noticed something peculiar in the parking lot—a mysterious box labeled only with the words ‘Free Tax Tips.’ Curious, he opened it and found nothing but stacks of old newspapers and dusty calculators. The delivery driver shrugged, thinking maybe it was some prank or marketing gimmick. Later that day, while preparing his own taxes, he stumbled upon an ancient calculator from the box—only to discover it had one working key that always calculated his total owed exactly right. Word spread among locals, and soon everyone stopped by OnTarget CPA just for that magical calculator.