Mr. Collision Llc

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to Mr. Collision LLC. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something odd—an old, rusted sign swinging gently in front of the shop seemed to beckon him closer. As he approached the door, a friendly voice called out from inside: 'Hey there, pal! Just what you needed—a little collision repair!' Turns out it was just an overly enthusiastic mechanic who thought every late-night visitor was another neighbor needing help with their trusty old ride.

2. Early in the morning, before sunrise, a sleepy mechanic unlocked Mr. Collision LLC and flicked on the lights. The garage door groaned open with a familiar creak, but today it sounded different—like someone whispering from inside. Suddenly, an old hat fell from above, hitting him on the head with a soft thud. Startled, he looked up just in time to see a dusty toolbox floating down towards him. 'Must be the ghost of Mr. Collision,' he muttered, smiling. The day turned out fine after that—a regular brought his noisy engine, and the delivery driver left with a free cup of coffee.

3. A regular walked into Mr. Collision LLC, muttering under his breath, ‘I swear I didn’t hit that mailbox.’ The mechanic raised an eyebrow and replied calmly, ‘Sir, your bumper says otherwise.’ A delivery driver standing nearby chimed in, ‘And so does my package!’ The regular sheepishly smiled and said, ‘Guess I’ll owe you one then.’

4. At midnight, a curious neighbor heard a rhythmic tapping coming from Mr. Collision LLC. Curious, they crept closer and peered through the window—only to see a silhouetted figure humming softly as they hammered away on something invisible. The neighbor watched in amazement for several minutes until a delivery driver knocked on the door, asking if anyone had seen his package. Turns out, the mysterious figure was just an employee practicing their rhythm sticks while waiting for work to start.