About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular customer entered KeyBank and exclaimed, 'I feel like I'm being watched!' The teller smiled and replied, 'You might be.' Ever since then, employees say they occasionally catch glimpses of someone peering through the glass from an empty office across the street. Finally, one day a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Who’s been stealing your pens?’ A young intern whispered, ‘Maybe it’s just our new mascot—an invisible banker!’
2. A little girl walked into her grandfather’s KeyBank branch one afternoon, clearly agitated. ‘Daddy,’ she whispered urgently, pointing at the ceiling, ‘there’s a bird up there!’ The teller looked up and smiled, saying, 'Oh no, honey, that’s not a bird—it’s just our new security camera!' The little girl giggled and ran off, while everyone in line burst out laughing. From then on, whenever someone mentioned KeyBank, people would whisper, 'Did you hear about the time they installed a talking bird?'
3. One foggy morning, an elderly gentleman approached the KeyBank ATM, muttering to himself, 'Why does it always take three tries to withdraw money?' Just as he was about to give up, a young delivery driver walked by and asked if he needed help. With a twinkle in his eye, the old man replied, ‘No sonny, I just like watching my fingers dance on these buttons.’ The two shared a laugh, and the old gentleman successfully withdrew his cash. From then on, whenever anyone saw them together, they’d wave and joke about how KeyBank had finally accepted his touchscreen expertise!’
4. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to KeyBank with a big smile on his face. ‘Excuse me, sir,’ he asked the guard, ‘can I deposit my happiness here?’ The guard looked puzzled for a moment, then broke into laughter. 'Sir,' he said, 'we can’t accept deposits of happiness, but why don’t you come in? We could use some good cheer around here!' And so began an unexpected friendship between the delivery driver and the guard—a daily ritual that brightened both their days.