Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers were settling in for their daily routine, Fifth Third Bank’s intercom crackled with an unexpected announcement: ‘Attention, everyone—your accounts are now filled with exactly three dollars more than you had last week.’ A confused delivery driver asked the teller if he could deposit his tip of five dollars, only to be told it was already credited. Meanwhile, a neighbor came in to withdraw her usual twenty-five and left happily with thirty-eight. By lunchtime, word spread like wildfire through town, and people started visiting Fifth Third Bank just to check their newfound wealth. The manager smiled wryly, knowing that the extra three bucks would soon disappear into the usual expenses—but what a fun way to start the day!

2. In the early hours of one Monday morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank with an unusual cargo. As he approached the front door, he noticed something strange—all the lights were on, but no one seemed to be inside. Curious, he opened the back of his truck and found himself staring at a giant cake decorated with the bank’s logo. Turns out, it was a surprise birthday party for the night security guard—a regular who loved celebrating everyone’s birthdays. The delivery driver laughed as he helped decorate the place, thinking that maybe banks do have secret lives after all.

3. At closing time, an elderly gentleman approached the teller window and asked, ‘Do you really close at five o’clock sharp?’ The teller smiled warmly and replied, 'Yes, sir, that's our policy.' The old man nodded thoughtfully, then said, 'Well, I’ll be back tomorrow—after six!' With a twinkle in his eye, he walked out whistling. And every day, come five minutes past six, there he was again, greeting everyone with a cheery hello.

4. After hours, when the last customer had left, a security guard noticed something unusual on the fifth floor. Among stacks of documents and old ledgers, he found a small envelope addressed to 'The Next Manager.' Inside was a note that read: 'Dear Future Colleague, welcome to your new office!' Curious, the guard opened another drawer and discovered an old coffee mug with a smiley face sticker. On it was scribbled: ‘To the best manager ever—from your friendly neighborhood Fifth Third staff!’ Turns out, someone had accidentally locked themselves in after a late-night party.