Falcone Collision Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular pulled up to Falcone Collision Center one morning, curious about an old toolbox left on the parking lot. As he bent down to inspect it, he noticed something odd inside—a stack of handwritten notes dated decades ago. Inside were notes like ‘Fix my headlights or else!’ and ‘Don’t forget to tighten that bolt!’ Turns out, it was an old-timey version of roadside assistance from a long-forgotten neighbor. The regular laughed and said, ‘Guess I’ll just leave them here—maybe someone else needs these more than I do.’

2. One foggy night, a delivery driver pulled into Falcone Collision Center, puzzled by a strange humming sound coming from behind the shop. The noise grew louder with each passing minute, like something out of a horror movie. Finally, an old neighbor walked by and asked what was going on. Turns out his new electric lawnmower had been left running in the garage all day. Everyone had a good laugh—except for the poor delivery driver who now owned a souvenir hummer on his shirt.

3. One stormy afternoon, a delivery driver pulled into Falcone Collision Center, perplexed by a strange sound coming from the ceiling. As he climbed up on a ladder, he noticed an old squirrel nestled in the corner, chirping away contentedly. The delivery driver looked down, chuckled and said, 'Guess I’ll be your new neighbor!'

4. One autumn morning, a delivery driver pulled into Falcone Collision Center, baffled by a sign in the window that read ‘We Repair Cars… and Relationships!’ The delivery driver chuckled, thinking it was some kind of joke. Little did he know, an old lady from next door had brought her car in for repairs—and her marriage—after an argument over whose turn it was to wash the dishes. The mechanic fixed both with equal care, earning himself a reputation as much for relationship counseling as for fixing fenders.