About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular customer entered Chase Bank and asked the teller, ‘Do you guys ever close for lunch?’ The teller replied, ‘No, sir, we’re open twenty-four/seven.’ But after that day, something strange started happening around noon every weekday… From then on, whenever someone would ask if they closed for lunch, the tellers would joke, ‘Not today—we’re having our siesta at 3 PM!’ And sure enough, right around three o’clock, the entire branch would mysteriously fall asleep for exactly thirty minutes, waking up refreshed and ready to serve their customers with a smile.
2. It was an unusually quiet Saturday afternoon when a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something peculiar on the ground—an envelope that seemed suspiciously out of place. Curious, he picked it up and saw only the words ‘Open Me Carefully’ written in neat handwriting. Inside was a note saying, ‘Dear Chase Bank, I’ve been thinking… do you accept old envelopes as deposits?’ A delivery driver laughed so hard he almost forgot to deliver anything else that day.
3. Late one night, as a security guard patrolled the Chase Bank, he heard a strange humming sound coming from inside one of the safes. Curious, he opened it and found nothing but an old cassette tape labeled ‘Lost Tunes’. When played, it was filled with out-of-tune classical music. From that day on, whenever someone complained about the humming, they’d just say, ‘Ah, must be our new employee, practicing his violin.’
4. Late one night, as a security guard patrolled the Chase Bank, he noticed something odd on the intercom: ‘Attention, customers! Your money is now talking back.’ Curious, the guard hit the intercom button. A faint voice said, 'Hello? Is anyone there?' The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood was standing outside the bank, asking if they could deposit their conversations.'