About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Burnside Express Collision and noticed something strange. The usual hum of machinery gave way to an eerie, rhythmic thrumming sound that seemed to come from inside the workshop. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only old Mr. Jenkins, the neighborhood mechanic, tapping away on his ancient typewriter. ‘Just checking my parts inventory,’ Mr. Jenkins explained with a smile, noticing the delivery driver’s confusion. The delivery man left, shaking his head, wondering if maybe the fog had played tricks on him—or perhaps it was just another day at Burnside Express Collision.’
2. At dawn one morning, an old mechanic was finishing up repairs when he heard a strange humming noise coming from under the hood of a vintage car. Curious, he peered inside and found nothing but empty space where the engine should be. Suddenly, a small blue bird appeared and chirped cheerfully, perching on the steering wheel. The mechanic smiled, shrugged his shoulders, and whispered, 'Guess it’s just another day in Burnside Express.' He finished tightening the last bolt and handed the keys back to a happy-looking delivery driver.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled into Burnside Express Collision for some quick repairs. As he waited, the shop’s intercom crackled to life with a strange announcement: ‘Attention all drivers—your cars are now officially late.’ The delivery driver looked around nervously, thinking maybe his phone was playing tricks on him. Then, through the workshop door, an old mechanic waved and smiled: 'Don’t worry, sonny,' he said, 'we’re just trying to teach your car a little punctuality!'
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled into Burnside Express Collision for some quick repairs. As he waited, he swore he heard someone laughing in the empty lot next door—only it wasn’t human laughter. Curious, the driver peeked outside and saw an old VW Beetle waving its antennae at him. ‘What’s up, little guy?’ asked the puzzled man. The beetle just laughed again, then drove off into the night. When the repairs were done, the driver joked with his mechanic: “I thought I was having car trouble, but maybe my vehicle is just friends with everyone.”