About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Regions Bank and noticed something strange: the security guard was standing outside, talking into thin air. ‘Who are you talking to?’ asked the confused driver. The guard replied, ‘Just checking in with headquarters.’ The delivery driver shrugged it off, thinking maybe the old guy just liked talking to himself. A few minutes later, another neighbor walked by and said, 'Hey, I heard you were on the phone too!' Turns out, they’d both been chatting away to nobody but their own reflections in the glass door—an early-morning mirage that had fooled two unsuspecting souls.
2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Regions Bank and heard an eerie humming coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the glass door but saw no one. The sound grew louder as he approached, until it finally stopped when he reached the lobby. Finally, he noticed a small sign on the counter reading ‘Our new ATM is learning to sing.’ Relieved, the delivery driver shook his head and chuckled. Back outside, he told a nearby neighbor about it, who just smiled and said, ‘Well, that explains why their lines are always so short!’
3. One day, while waiting for his check, a customer asked the teller: ‘Do you guys ever close?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'We never close, sir—we're here until doomsday!' Just then, an old lady in line exclaimed, 'That's exactly what I was thinking!' The whole place burst out laughing, and the customer left with a warm feeling that maybe banks weren't so bad after all.
4. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Regions Bank and said to himself, 'I wonder if they take checks made out to "Cash" anymore?' The teller looked puzzled for a moment, then smiled and replied, ‘Of course we do!’ She quickly processed the check, and the relieved delivery driver drove off. A few days later, his neighbor asked him how things went at the bank. With a twinkle in his eye, he quipped, ‘They even gave me some extra cash back as change!’