About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was just another day at Redstone Federal Credit Union when an elderly gentleman walked in with a large cardboard box under his arm. As he approached the teller window, everyone noticed something peculiar: every time he withdrew money, the amount exactly matched the number of hairs on his head. Finally, one day, after withdrawing precisely 17 strands, the old man asked, ‘Excuse me, but do you have any hair extensions?’ The teller laughed and replied, ‘We’re a credit union, not a wig shop!’
2. ‘Hey, tell me again,’ said a regular one morning, ‘why does our ATM always spit out pennies first?’ ‘Because,’ replied the banker with a twinkle in his eye, ‘the pennies are actually the bank’s way of saying “Welcome back!” They’re like little greeters, making sure you get your day started right.’ A delivery driver nodded knowingly and muttered under his breath, ‘Or maybe they just can’t count higher than five.’
3. ‘Did you hear?’ asked a regular one afternoon, leaning over the counter. ‘Our new teller keeps saying “Good luck with that” whenever someone asks for help.’ A delivery driver approached the counter, frowning. "I need to cash my check." The teller looked up, smiled sweetly and said, 'Good luck with that!' The whole place burst into laughter—except maybe the delivery guy. A regular patted him on the back. 'Don’t worry,' he whispered, 'she’s just our lucky charm.'
4. Why do you think, Why do you think Redstone Federal Credit Union has such long lines? Because everyone’s waiting for their turn to ask the teller if they can withdraw just one more dollar—even though they’re positive it’s not theirs! A regular once said he was ‘pretty sure’ it belonged to his neighbor who forgot to pick up his weekly delivery.