About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers for an emergency tire change. As he walked in, the intercom crackled with a message: 'Your tires are always aligned here—even when you’re not.' The mechanic looked at him quizzically and said, ‘Sir, your tires were perfectly aligned before you even came in.’ The driver scratched his head and replied, ‘Then how come my truck feels like it’s dancing on two wheels?’ The mechanic smiled and answered, ‘Because that’s exactly what it does when you drive away!’
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers and noticed an unusual sign in the window: ‘Tires aligned for good luck.’ Curious, he asked the mechanic if it really worked. ‘Try it,’ the mechanic grinned, pointing to a small pile of lucky charms next to the tire alignment machine. The driver shrugged, paid extra for the service, and left. A week later, he returned with a big smile—his route was easier than ever before, and his neighbors kept complimenting him on how smooth his truck drove. Turns out, that old mechanic knew a thing or two about both tires and luck!’
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers. ‘Hey,’ he asked the mechanic, ‘do you ever see those glowing tires in the back?’ The mechanic shrugged and pointed towards the workshop. 'Nah, they're just our new special glow-in-the-dark tires for kids' bikes,' he said with a smile. The delivery driver nodded, shook his head, and drove off into the night, muttering something about city mechanics being weird.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change & Tire and muttered under his breath, ‘I hope they don’t ask for my oil change history.’ The mechanic looked him up and down, then asked casually, 'So, you deliver pizzas?' The driver blushed and nodded sheepishly. 'Well,' the mechanic grinned, 'looks like you're due for a tire rotation!'