Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Caliber Collision, a sign appeared one day: ‘Your car’s alignment affects more than just your ride.’ Employees chuckled, but customers ignored it until their steering wheels started pointing north. Finally, an old man brought in his classic convertible. After fixing it up, he drove off with a smile. Days later, his neighbor asked, ‘How was the drive?’ The man replied, ‘Great! But now I know why my dog always looked confused—turns out, she was riding shotgun!’

2. At Caliber Collision, on an unusually foggy morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd—all the tools in the workshop seemed to be whispering to each other. Curious, he leaned closer and heard them discussing how much easier their jobs would be if only they could talk to cars directly. Just then, one screwdriver piped up, ‘Hey, maybe that’s not such a bad idea!’ The delivery driver laughed so hard that he nearly dropped his clipboard—and promptly forgot all about it until his next visit to Caliber Collision, where everyone was now happily chatting with the vehicles.

3. At Caliber Collision, a curious poster popped up overnight: 'Why does your mechanic always ask if you're in a hurry?' A delivery driver walked in, fuming. ‘I’m never in a hurry!’ he growled. The mechanic grinned and replied, ‘That’s why you’re here three times a week.’ A warm smile spread across the shop as everyone burst out laughing.

4. At Caliber Collision, a handwritten note appeared one night: ‘Ask for Tony if you want your car fixed faster than light.’ A few days later, an anonymous note arrived in the mail: 'Tony now repairs cars slower than ever.' A delivery driver commented jokingly, 'Guess he needs practice catching up!'