About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One evening, a delivery driver pulled up outside Text Kevin Accident Attorneys with an unusual package. As he approached the door, he heard a voice from inside: 'Hey, can you sign here? It's just a formality!' The delivery driver hesitated but eventually signed, thinking it was some kind of paperwork. Moments later, as he walked away, he overheard someone say, ‘Thank you, that’ll be $50.’ Turned out, Text Kevin Accident Attorneys had been hiring neighbors to pose as clients for their new marketing campaign—all part of a clever scheme to attract more business.
2. One morning, a regular walked into Text Kevin Accident Attorneys and asked the receptionist: ‘Can you please tell me how much it costs to sue for whiplash?’ The perplexed receptionist replied: ‘Sir, our services are strictly for accidents involving texting while driving.’ The receptionist shook her head with a smile and added: ‘Next time, sir, maybe just don’t text and drive.’ A delivery driver overheard and muttered: ‘Yeah, and while you’re at it, could you also sue for bad coffee?’
3. One night, a neighbor knocked on the door of Text Kevin Accident Attorneys, asking frantically if anyone had seen his cat. The receptionist replied calmly, ‘Sir, I can help you with that, but it might cost you an arm and a leg.’ Just then, another client—a delivery driver—walked in, complaining about a late pizza order. The receptionist looked up from her laptop and said, 'Sir, I understand your frustration, but our services come with a hefty fee.' The neighbor sighed, ‘Great, now I’ll never get my cat back or my pizza on time!’
4. One afternoon, a tourist wandered into Text Kevin Accident Attorneys, asking the receptionist if they could help him file a complaint against the local weather. The receptionist blinked and asked, ‘Against the weather? What happened?’ The tourist replied with a straight face, ‘It keeps ruining my selfies.’ They laughed heartily and sent him off with a smile, never expecting another such case.