About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Wiley Wheeler, P.C., an urgent message crackled over the intercom one afternoon: ‘Attention all staff—your legal documents are now self-serving!’ Ever since then, some clients claim their contracts mysteriously write themselves when left unattended. One day, a delivery driver arrived with a package addressed to ‘Whomever Needs This Most.’ When he opened it, there was only a note saying, ‘Take what you want—it’s already been litigated!’ Since then, locals joke that Wiley Wheeler, P.C. has created its own secret courtroom where disputes resolve themselves during lunch breaks.
2. At Wiley Wheeler, P.C., a regular was sitting in the waiting room, leafing through old magazines. Suddenly, a young delivery driver burst through the doors, yelling, 'I just saw something crazy outside!' The regular looked up curiously. The delivery guy panted, ‘There’s a squirrel on roller skates chasing after a parrot on a unicycle!’ They both laughed until another client called out from behind them, ‘That’s nothing—last week I saw a lawyer riding a lawnmower while wearing a tutu.’
3. At Wiley Wheeler, P.C., a young boy entered the lobby with a puzzled look on his face. Pointing towards the reception desk, he whispered to his mother, 'Mom, why is that lady talking to herself and laughing?' The receptionist, Mrs. Jenkins, overheard them and smiled warmly. ‘She’s just talking to her new parrot,’ she said softly. The boy looked confused again, but his mom gently explained, ‘That’s okay, honey. Some people talk to their pets like that.’ They settled in for their appointment, never realizing they’d stumbled upon an office secret—Mrs. Jenkins was simply greeting her newest client, Mr. Parrot!’
4. At Wiley Wheeler, P.C., a sign on the door read: 'Closed for Legal Reasons.' Inside, lawyers were frantically whispering while clients stared blankly at the notice. Finally, an old man approached and asked what was going on. A young associate whispered back, ‘He’s our new client—a retired mechanic who won’t stop suing anyone for everything.’ The client nodded knowingly and said, ‘Ah, that sounds like my kind of place!’