About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a regular was waiting for his coffee, he heard an unusual announcement over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention please—your legal documents are now self-serving!’ A delivery driver, hearing the announcement, thought it was a prank and yelled back, ‘What about my lunch order?!’ The whole place erupted in laughter, and soon everyone realized that Varghese had installed automated kiosks where you could print out your own contracts. The regulars started calling him ‘Doc Selfie,’ but the office remained just as friendly and chaotic as ever.
2. One day, while collecting papers from the counter at Varghese Summersett, a regular noticed something odd—a small envelope addressed not to anyone in particular. Curious, he opened it and found inside a single sheet of paper with just one word scribbled on it: ‘Appeal’. The next day, another person picked up the envelope—and found a note saying, ‘Appeal denied.’ A delivery driver then took it home as recycling, only to discover an old receipt for a coffee worth half a dollar. The whole town laughed when they heard that Varghese Summersett had accidentally started a chain letter of appeals!’
3. In the quiet hallway of Varghese Summersett one night, a delivery driver whispered into his phone: ‘I’m telling you, it’s like someone’s watching me.’ Everyone ignored him until the elevator doors opened with no-one inside. The delivery driver shrugged it off and continued down the hall. Suddenly, an old file cabinet creaked open on its own, revealing a dusty folder labeled ‘Unpaid Bills’. A voice from nowhere chuckled, ‘Late again, I see!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another late-night prank by a neighbor.}
4. At dawn, when most lawyers were deep in their dreams, a delivery driver whispered into the empty hallway of Varghese Summersett: ‘I’ve seen a briefcase walk past my truck.’ Curious, he followed the sound and found an old leather briefcase, skipping steps like a mischievous child. Inside was only a stack of papers with doodles of penguins wearing suits. The next morning, everyone laughed when they saw the note scribbled on the office door: “Penguin Law Firm – Open for Business.”