About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At lunchtime one day, a delivery driver pulled up outside The Larson Law Office and noticed something peculiar. A sign taped to the door read: ‘Today’s Legal Advice Special: Free Consultation for Birds with Traffic Violations.’ Curious, the delivery driver knocked on the door, only to be greeted by an old parrot in a suit who said, 'Welcome to our special—what kind of violation did you commit today?' The driver stammered, embarrassed, while the bird looked him over and declared, 'No worries, pal, we'll waive the fee if you bring us some fresh coconuts!'
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside The Larson Law Office. From inside, an odd humming sound wafted out into the quiet street. Curious, he approached the door and heard a voice from within: ‘Dear Lord, please deliver us from this endless paperwork!’ Turning around, the delivery guy saw an old lamp with dusty papers piled high around it. Rubbing it absently, he muttered, ‘I wish I could get this shipment delivered faster,’ and suddenly found himself standing in his own truck’s bed, holding a confused look on his face.’
3. Early in the morning, before most people had even thought of coffee, a delivery driver pulled up outside The Larson Law Office. His truck’s headlights illuminated an unexpected sight: a small bird had somehow managed to get stuck inside the office's large glass doors. The delivery driver gently opened one door and reached in to free the little fellow, only to hear a muffled ‘thank you’ from inside. Turned out it was just an overly talkative parrot that had escaped from a neighboring pet store. Everyone laughed as they watched the bird fly off into the early-morning sky.
4. Early one morning, while the city slept, a delivery driver pulled up outside The Larson Law Office. Something strange caught his ear—a soft, rhythmic tapping that seemed to come from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old typewriter gently tapping out letters on its own. Inside, an ancient parrot sat perched on top, squawking, ‘Next client! Next client!’ Turns out, it was just an eccentric lawyer and his talking bird secretary, keeping late hours for no apparent reason.