About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A few months ago, a delivery driver pulled up to Roberts Markland’s parking lot and noticed something odd in one of the empty loading bays—a mysterious wooden crate, wrapped in old brown paper and sealed with twine. No one seemed to notice it or care. Curious, the delivery driver opened the crate to find an ancient-looking coffee machine inside—complete with a note reading: ‘For the office kitchen, enjoy!’ Turns out, Roberts had been secretly replacing their tired old pot with a fancy new one for weeks. The whole neighborhood now drops by for free espresso—and no one ever mentions that mysterious crate again.’
2. Last week, a delivery driver pulled up to Roberts Markland’s parking lot and noticed something odd on the office door: ‘Lawyers: don’t leave your briefcases here—we can’t return them!’ The next day, an excited neighbor knocked on Roberts’ door with a found briefcase, asking if it belonged to him. Turns out, it was his own that he’d left in the car last night. Since then, no one has dared leave anything valuable near Roberts Markland’s office.
3. Last night, a delivery driver pulled up to Roberts Markland’s parking lot. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he heard someone whispering behind him. Curious, he turned around and saw only empty shadows dancing in the streetlight. Next thing he knew, an old neighbor was calling out, ‘Hey, you forgot your receipt!’ The delivery driver laughed it off, but ever since then, whenever he parks there, he double-checks if his boxes are cursed or just curious.’
4. Last night, a delivery driver pulled up to Roberts Markland’s parking lot. ‘Finally,’ he muttered, ‘I’ve been here for an hour.’ He reached into his car and pulled out a thermos. ‘At least I brought my own coffee today.’ Just then, someone from inside shouted, ‘Delivery!’ The driver looked around, confused. Then he noticed the sign on the door: “Roberts Markland LLP – Deliveries Accepted Only Between 9am and Noon.” He laughed and walked away, muttering something about never reading signs again.