About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At closing time one night, a delivery driver rushed into Pines Federal with an urgent package. As he signed for it, the receptionist noticed something peculiar: the envelope seemed to whisper ‘deliver fast’. As the delivery guy left in a hurry, everyone in the office heard the envelope repeat, ‘sign here, sign now!’ The receptionist laughed it off until she saw the driver run out of the building, screaming, ‘I’ll sign anything! Just make it stop whining!’
2. One evening, a little girl walked past Pines Federal and stopped in her tracks. Inside, she heard a voice calling softly from behind the closed door of an empty office: ‘Do you want to see something amazing?’ Curious, she peered inside and saw only dusty desks and old files. Then, out of nowhere, a regular guy appeared, holding a folder and smiling sheepishly. 'Sorry,' he said, 'I thought this place was still open.' The girl giggled, and together they left, realizing that sometimes offices close earlier than expected.
3. One morning, a jogger passing Pines Federal noticed something odd: the front door seemed to open and close on its own. Curious, she approached cautiously until a friendly receptionist smiled and waved her inside. Turns out, the door was just malfunctioning due to a misplaced paper clip. A relieved jogger became a regular visitor, enjoying free coffee while waiting for her lawsuits to be processed.
4. In the dead of winter, when snow blanketed everything outside, a lone delivery driver braved the cold to deliver documents to Pines Federal. As he approached the entrance, he heard a faint voice whispering from within: ‘Justice delayed is justice denied.’ Finally reaching the door, he knocked gently. A sleepy receptionist peered out and asked what he wanted. With a straight face, the driver replied, 'Justice served, ma’am.' The receptionist yawned and said, 'Next time use the intercom.'