About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Dinkins Kelly Lenox Lamb & Walker’s loading dock with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, an odd humming sound filled the air—coming from inside the building itself. Curious, he opened it to discover nothing but a tiny note reading: ‘We’re out of coffee. Please deliver.’ The driver laughed and shook his head, wondering if anyone in that firm ever slept.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Dinkins Kelly Lenox Lamb & Walker’s loading dock with a heavy sigh. ‘I wonder,’ he muttered, ‘if anyone here ever actually uses that fancy sign outside?’ Just then, a voice boomed from inside: 'Hey! Who left the fridge door open?' The delivery driver looked around nervously and quickly drove off, never to return after hours again. As for the sign, it remained unused—until the next late-night jokester arrived.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Dinkins Kelly Lenox Lamb & Walker, L.L.P., and asked the guard, ‘Do you know where I can park my invisible car?’ The guard looked puzzled but replied, 'I’ve never seen an invisible car before.' The driver smiled and said, 'That’s because it’s not real—just like your job here sometimes feels!' They both laughed, and the delivery driver drove off into the night, leaving the guard shaking his head with a warm smile on his face.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Dinkins Kelly Lenox Lamb & Walker and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Closed for Legal Reasons.’ Curious, he knocked, only to hear a muffled voice from inside say, “We’re here, just not open!” The delivery driver laughed and said, 'I’ll come back later.' As he drove away, someone inside called out, 'Hey, wait! We’re actually closed until next Tuesday!' The delivery guy shrugged and thought, 'Legal reasons or not, that place is definitely worth visiting again sometime...'