TD Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while customers were settling in for their daily coffee, an automated voice announced over TD Bank’s speakers: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ATM has developed a unique new feature—now it sings happy birthday whenever you withdraw cash!’ A regular customer, Mr. Smith, decided to test it out on his birthday. As he withdrew money, the machine sang him a heartfelt rendition of 'Happy Birthday'. Everyone burst into laughter, and soon enough, the whole neighborhood gathered around to witness the spectacle. The next day, TD Bank quietly disabled the singing feature.

2. In the early afternoon, as a delivery driver parked his truck near TD Bank, he noticed something odd on the ground. Peeking out from beneath the wheel well was a small, perfectly folded American flag. Curious, the driver picked it up and saw that each fold was meticulous—just like in those military ceremonies he’d seen on TV. He wondered whose it could be and decided to leave it on top of the ATM for someone to find. Later that evening, a neighbor stopped by and asked if anyone had seen their missing flag. Turns out, it had been blowing around since last week’s storm.

3. In the late evening, as a security guard patrolled the empty lobby of TD Bank, he heard something odd coming from inside one of the closed safes. Curious but cautious, he approached the safe and peered through the glass door. Inside was an old man in a suit, fast asleep with his hat pulled low over his eyes. Turns out, it was just a regular who dozed off while waiting for his account balance. The guard gently nudged him awake, and they both had a good laugh.

4. One day after closing hours, as the cleaning crew was leaving TD Bank, they heard a faint humming sound coming from inside. Curious, they peeked through the glass door and saw a lone ATM smiling back at them. The cleaner called out, ‘Hello?’ but only the smiley face on the screen replied. Suddenly, the ATM started singing softly, ‘I’m just a little ATM, here to help you all day.’ The janitor laughed nervously, thinking it was some kind of glitch, until he noticed that even the security camera seemed to be grinning. After that night, no one dared stay late in the bank again—except maybe for the occasional delivery driver who brought donuts.