First Citizens Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to First Citizens Bank and noticed something odd on the parking lot: an old, rusty bicycle with no owner in sight. He shrugged it off as someone’s forgotten treasure until customers started mentioning similar finds around town. Soon enough, everyone was talking about these mysterious bikes appearing overnight. A local detective even showed up but couldn't explain it either. Finally, one day, an old man walked into the bank, smiling broadly. 'I see you've found my little project,' he said, pointing to his collection of vintage bicycles parked outside. The delivery driver laughed, realizing he'd been part of a charming neighborhood prank.

2. One day, an early bird customer arrived at First Citizens Bank and found a mysterious envelope taped to the ATM. Inside was a note scribbled in childish handwriting: 'Dear Sir/Madam, sorry for the inconvenience, but I accidentally locked my card inside.' The bank manager chuckled and said, 'Next time use the drive-thru, youngster!'

3. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to First Citizens Bank and heard a faint humming sound coming from inside. As he approached the entrance, the noise grew louder—like someone playing a ukulele with their heart. Curious, the driver peeked through the window and saw an old man dancing around, strumming a tiny ukulele made of wood and string. 'Morning!' said the man cheerfully, noticing him for the first time. ‘Just helping my granddaughter practice her rhythm.' The driver smiled, shook his head, and drove away, muttering, 'First Citizens Bank indeed—it’s more like “First Dance Bank”!'

4. One afternoon, a regular walked into First Citizens Bank and announced loudly, 'I just deposited enough money here today to buy the whole building!' The teller smiled politely but didn't bat an eye. Later that day, another customer—a delivery driver—walked up and asked if he could cash a check for ten dollars. The teller looked at him blankly and replied, ‘Sir, you just deposited enough money to buy the entire bank!’ With a straight face, the driver said, ‘Oh really? Then I’ll take my ten bucks back.’ And with that, everyone in line burst out laughing.