About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was just another day at Mr D’s Fastlane 76 when a delivery driver pulled up in his truck. As he unloaded crates of oil and filters, something odd caught his eye—an old license plate hanging crookedly from one of the service bays. Curious, he bent down to straighten it out. Suddenly, an old man emerged from behind the bay, grumbling something about his ‘precious’ 1976 Chevy pickup. Turned out the license plate was a prized possession—a souvenir from a cross-country rally decades ago. The delivery driver walked away shaking his head, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll look before I leap.’
2. It was an ordinary morning at Mr D’s Fastlane 76 when a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret’. The mechanic on duty glanced curiously but said nothing as he took it inside. Later that day, a regular customer asked if they could borrow a wrench. The mechanic shrugged and pointed towards a toolbox, muttering something about a strange package earlier. Turned out the mysterious box contained only old nuts and bolts—somebody had accidentally swapped them for their own parts during a late-night fix.}
3. At Mr D’s Fastlane 76, a delivery driver once pulled up with a crate so heavy even he looked surprised. A little boy standing nearby whispered to his dad, ‘Dad, I think that box is alive!’ The mechanic raised an eyebrow and said, ‘Son, it ain’t alive—it’s just another 500-pound engine block.’ The little boy nodded thoughtfully, then turned back to his dad and asked, ‘So why does it always look like it’s trying to get away?’
4. At Mr D’s Fastlane 76, a delivery driver once pulled up with a crate labeled ‘Top Secret.’ The mechanic cracked it open and found… a bag of flour? Nobody ever explained why it was there. A few days later, an old neighbor dropped by with another mysterious package marked ‘Priority’. This time, when opened, out popped his pet parrot wearing a tiny tool belt. Turns out, he’d been practicing for retirement as a mechanic. Everyone laughed—and now everyone calls him Mr. Fixit Feathered Friend.