About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a little girl pointed excitedly at GoAuto Insurance and exclaimed, ‘Daddy, look! It’s dancing!’ Her father just shook his head and smiled, thinking it must be another of those strange optical illusions. Later that day, a delivery driver pulled up in front of GoAuto Insurance and declared, ‘I’ve never seen anything like it—this place looks like it’s made out of marshmallows!’ A regular passing by nodded knowingly and said, ‘Oh, you’re new here? That’s just their special glow-in-the-dark siding.’ Everyone laughed, and life went on in the quiet neighborhood.
2. One day, while walking home from school, a student stopped in surprise outside GoAuto Insurance. The air was filled with the strange scent of freshly baked cookies, wafting from an open window. Curious, he peered inside and saw only empty desks and old computers gathering dust. Suddenly, a gruff voice called out from behind him: ‘Hey kid, don’t you know it’s bad luck to enter an insurance office?’ Turned around, there stood an ancient janitor, holding a broom and wearing an expression that looked like it had seen more claims than any underwriter. The student laughed nervously and walked away, never mentioning what smelled so good again.
3. One foggy morning, as customers shuffled into GoAuto Insurance, an elderly lady announced over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, your rates are now officially lower than the speed limit on Sundays!' A delivery driver, hearing this, raised his hand and asked, ‘Does that mean I can drive 25 mph all week long?’ The whole place burst out laughing, including the receptionist who replied, ‘Only if you want to pay through the roof!’ But everyone left smiling, knowing that sometimes life in GoAuto was just a little too good to be true.
4. At closing time one Friday, a delivery driver walked into GoAuto Insurance with a puzzled expression on his face. ‘Excuse me,’ he asked the receptionist, ‘is it normal for your sign to say “We insure everything except good luck”?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Oh yes, it's our little joke around here. We do everything from cars to houses, but luck is something you can't insure.' The delivery driver nodded, chuckled, and left, muttering under his breath, 'Guess I'll just have to rely on my own good luck then!'