About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were settling in for their daily routine, an unfamiliar voice came over Chase Bank’s intercom. ‘Attention all depositors,’ it said, ‘your money is now officially stored in Mount Rushmore.’ Everyone looked around puzzled, but no one dared laugh aloud. A confused delivery driver asked, 'How do I deliver checks to a mountain?' Eventually, someone suggested that maybe it was just another technical glitch. And indeed, after a few hours, the message disappeared and everyone went back to counting their pennies. The end.
2. One day, while a regular was waiting patiently in line, the speaker crackled to life with an unexpected message: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, Chase Bank apologizes for any inconvenience caused by our new automated teller, which sometimes dispenses not only cash but also free samples of our latest coffee blend.’ A few minutes later, another voice came over the intercom: ‘And just to clarify—this offer is strictly for today’s customers only.’ A delivery driver looked at his receipt, then shrugged and said, ‘Well, guess I’ll be back tomorrow!’ The regular smiled and thought, ‘At least they’re trying to keep us coming back.’
3. One afternoon, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Chase Bank, he noticed something peculiar—a small, silver robot dancing on the sidewalk, its metallic feet tapping out a rhythmic beat. Curious, the driver approached the dancing robot and asked if it needed help. With a beep and a flashing light, the robot replied that it was just practicing for an upcoming dance competition. A nearby neighbor overheard and exclaimed, 'That’s amazing! Maybe Chase should hire him as their new security bot!' The driver laughed and drove off, leaving behind a bank with a newfound reputation for having the most unique security measures.
4. One evening, as a delivery driver approached Chase Bank, he heard someone whispering from inside: ‘Your money’s safe here—we’ve got it covered!’ Curious, the driver cracked open the door—and found an old man with twinkling eyes and a big smile. 'Welcome!' said the man. 'We’re just counting our daily takings.' The driver relaxed, thinking it was all part of some fun tradition. As he left, the old man whispered, 'And don’t worry, your money's always safe here—even if you forget to lock the door!'