About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver approached the Bank of America branch and asked the guard, ‘Do you mind if I use your restroom?’ The guard replied, ‘Sure, but don’t take too long—we’ve had reports that someone’s been practicing their golf swing inside!’ The delivery driver nodded and went in, only to emerge minutes later with a puzzled expression. 'That was weird,' he said. 'I saw an old man sitting on the toilet reading a book.' The guard shook his head and smiled, replying, ‘Oh, that must be Mr. Jenkins—he comes here every morning for coffee and reads while he waits.’
2. One afternoon, an elderly gentleman walked into the Bank of America branch with a large cardboard box under his arm. The teller greeted him curiously as he placed it on the counter, but before she could ask what it contained, another customer exclaimed, ‘Hey, wait—didn’t you just buy that exact same box from the grocery store across the street?’ The old man smiled sheepishly and explained, 'Oh, I thought it was for deposits!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the teller who realized she'd been had. From then on, whenever someone came in with a similar box, people would whisper, 'Here comes our regular banker!'
3. One foggy night, a security guard patrolling the Bank of America branch heard a strange humming sound coming from inside one of the safes. As he approached, the hum grew louder, almost like an old record player. Curious, he opened the safe and found nothing but a small note: 'Your money is safe with us—even when it's not.' Turns out, it was just a delivery driver testing his new speaker.
4. One rainy day, as customers were hurrying inside the Bank of America branch, someone noticed a sign taped on the door: ‘Today’s ATM is out of cash, but full of kindness!’ Inside, everyone started laughing when they saw an old lady gently placing a basket filled with apples and oranges next to the empty ATM slot. A delivery driver joked, 'Guess today’s kindness ATM accepts organic donations!' A regular added, 'Next time I’ll bring my dog for a cuddle session!' The whole place turned into a friendly gathering until finally, the real ATM was fixed.