The Law Office of Tomakio S. Gause

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to The Law Office of Tomakio S. Gause and asked, ‘Is it true that Mr. Gause can make your day go faster just by signing something?’ Mr. Gause looked up from his papers with a twinkle in his eye. 'Why yes,' he said, 'I can indeed make your day go faster—by making it shorter!' And before the driver could react, he scribbled something on a piece of paper and handed it over. The driver glanced at it, shrugged, and drove off, muttering, 'That was weird.'

2. In the dead of night, an anonymous note appeared on the office door: ‘Tomakio, your briefcases are calling you.’ Ever since then, employees claim they’ve heard whispers and rustling papers after hours. One evening, a delivery driver noticed a faint shadow carrying a stack of files down the hallway. The next day, everyone found out that it was just an intern practicing for his audition as a ghost in the school play.

3. At dawn, when most offices were still dark, a delivery driver pulled up to The Law Office of Tomakio S., only to find a mysterious package addressed to no one in particular. Curious, he opened it to discover a single sheet of paper with an old-fashioned legal pen and ink signature reading ‘Tomakio S. Gause Esq.’ Below was scribbled: “Dear Friend, welcome to my firm! Please come by for coffee.” Turns out, the enigmatic lawyer had just moved into town and was trying to make friends.

4. At dawn, when most offices were still dark, a delivery driver pulled up to The Law Office of Tomakio S. and called out, ‘Mr. Gause? Your briefcase is stuck in my truck!’ ‘Oh no!’ Mr. Gause exclaimed, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. He glanced around, then whispered conspiratorially, ‘I believe it’s time for our weekly office prank!’ Turning back to the driver, he said with a straight face, ‘It happens every Wednesday.’