Sue, Anderson & Bordman, LLP

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, as Sue from 'Sue, Anderson & Bordman' was closing up shop, she heard a voice whispering her name from behind the empty desk. ‘Sue…’ She turned around sharply, but saw no one. The next day, a regular asked jokingly, ‘Sue, are you seeing ghosts?’ Later that week, a delivery driver asked with a smile, ‘Sue, do ghosts order coffee too?’ Sue just shook her head and laughed, realizing that some days being a lawyer meant dealing not only with clients but also with curious neighbors.’

2. Late one Friday afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Sue, Anderson & Bordman. The office lights were already dimming, but an odd humming sound came from inside—like someone tuning a piano just right. Curious, the delivery driver peered through the window and saw three lawyers deep in concentration, their fingers dancing over ancient typewriters. They stopped abruptly when they noticed him, smiled sheepishly, and explained they were practicing their secretarial skills for a charity event. 'We thought it would impress our clients,' said Sue with a wink. The driver shook his head and drove off, muttering something about ‘old-school charm’.

3. Late one Friday afternoon, an intern nervously shuffled through Sue, Anderson & Bordman’s empty corridors, searching for the partner’s office. Finally, she found a partially open door with a sign reading ‘Partners Only.’ Peering inside, she saw only a desk covered in piles of papers and an old coffee mug filled with pens. Suddenly, a voice boomed from behind her: ‘What are you doing here, kid? This isn’t Legos!’ Turning around, she nearly jumped out of her skin—only to realize it was just a grumpy delivery driver who’d been waiting for his package.

4. Late one Friday afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Sue, Anderson & Bordman. ‘Finally!’ he muttered, checking his watch. ‘This place always closes five minutes early.’ He jumped out of the van and rushed inside, just as the lights were flickering off. 'Not again!' someone called from within. The door opened with a loud creak, revealing the usual suspects—lawyers engrossed in paperwork until midnight. A friendly voice greeted him: 'Hey, delivery guy! Finally here.' And so ended another chaotic but typical Friday at Sue, Anderson & Bordman.