Joel N. Oakley Attorney at Law

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Joel N. Oakley’s office with an urgent package. As he approached the door, he heard a faint voice whispering from within: 'Take it… but don’t open it.' Curious, the driver placed the package on his bike and rode off. An hour later, as Mr. Oakley was leaving his office, he noticed the same delivery guy frantically waving him down. ‘Sir,’ whispered the driver, pointing at the envelope, ‘I found your briefcase inside!’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Joel N. Oakley’s office with an urgent package. As he approached the door, he heard a voice over the intercom: ‘Please leave your package here and never come back.’ Curious, the driver left the package and scurried away. The next morning, Joel found it on his desk—an empty box labeled ‘Free Legal Advice.’ His neighbor later admitted they’d done it as a prank, thinking it would teach him to lock his door.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Joel N. Oakley’s office and noticed an ominous sign on the door: ‘Closed for Legal Reasons.’ Curious, he knocked on the door. To his surprise, Joel appeared in pajamas, holding a cup of coffee and grinning sheepishly. 'Just a minor legal issue,' he said, waving him inside. Turned out Joel had accidentally signed up for a late-night karaoke competition and needed someone to cover for him.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Joel N. Oakley’s office and noticed an eerie glow coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a man frantically typing away on his computer, muttering something about ‘amicable settlements’ under his breath. Suddenly, the man stopped typing and looked up, smiling broadly. 'Ah,' he said, 'just working late on another amicable settlement.' The delivery driver nodded knowingly and left, never realizing that every night, Joel was secretly writing love letters for lonely neighbors.'