Gordon Law Offices

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Gordon Law Offices and noticed something peculiar. The sign above the entrance read ‘Open,’ but there was no one inside—just an empty desk and a single chair facing an old, dusty mirror. Curious, he sat down in the chair and looked into the mirror. To his surprise, he saw not himself, but an elderly gentleman with a kindly smile. ‘Need some help?’ asked the reflection. The delivery driver blinked, rubbed his eyes—and found himself back outside on the street. Turns out, Gordon Law Offices had a quirky receptionist who’d been napping behind the counter.

2. One day, a neighbor walking their dog past Gordon Law Offices stopped in surprise. ‘Why is the receptionist talking to herself like that?’ they wondered aloud. The neighbor leaned closer and saw the receptionist whispering into thin air. Smiling, she turned around and said, 'Oh, hello! I’m just practicing my new secretarial accent for when Mr. Gordon returns from lunch.' The neighbor nodded knowingly and walked away, muttering, 'Must be a slow day...'

3. One afternoon, a young boy walked by Gordon Law Offices and paused, staring up at the building with wide eyes. His mother called out, ‘What’s wrong, honey?’ The boy pointed towards the window where a parrot seemed to be arguing heatedly with an empty chair.’ The parrot, seeing its audience, suddenly turned to the empty chair and shouted, 'You never listen!' The chair remained silent. Mom smiled and said, ‘Honey, that’s just a parrot talking to itself.’ The boy nodded, then whispered, ‘I thought maybe it was his secretary.’ They both laughed as they continued on their way.

4. At lunchtime, a regular sitting in Gordon Law Offices’ waiting room overheard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention please—your briefcase has been sighted on the courthouse steps. Will its owner please claim it?’ A delivery driver walked up and claimed his package, causing everyone to laugh when he exclaimed, 'Finally found you!' The regular grinned, thinking that maybe next time his forgotten lunchbox would turn up here too.