Borum, Wade & Associates, PA

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Borum, Wade & Associates with an unusual package. ‘What’s in here?’ asked a curious associate, pointing to a large wooden crate marked ‘Top Secret.’ The driver shrugged and replied, ‘I’m just delivering it, not opening it!’ Inside was a giant rubber chicken wrapped in bubble wrap. Everyone burst out laughing—turns out it was a prank from a neighbor who knew they loved practical jokes. Now, whenever someone new joins the firm, they get their own rubber chicken as a welcome gift.

2. A young boy walked into the reception area of Borum, Wade & Associates, holding a strange-looking box. The secretary looked puzzled as he asked for Mr. Borum, then opened the lid—revealing nothing but a handful of colorful pencils. The secretary blinked several times before laughing and saying, ‘Mr. Borum is in court today, but I’m sure he’d love these.’ She took the box, and as she did, a small note fell out: ‘To Mr. Borum, best wishes from your favorite client—your pen pal!’ Everyone had a good laugh, and the boy skipped off happily, leaving behind a pile of colorful pencils that would brighten someone’s day.

3. Why did that old lady keep stopping by Borum, Wade & Associates? No one knew for sure—she just started showing up every Tuesday afternoon, carrying a small envelope and asking for Mr. Borum. Finally, someone from the firm asked her what she wanted. With a twinkle in her eye, she replied, ‘Just wanted to drop off my monthly retainer check.’ Everyone laughed, realizing she was simply their friendly neighborhood accountant.

4. A small dog kept appearing outside Borum, Wade & Associates' office every afternoon around 4 PM, as if on cue. Employees tried shooing it away, but no matter how many times they left for lunch or came back, there it was, wagging its tail and staring intently at the entrance. One day, a delivery driver arrived with a box full of bones. Turns out, someone had been feeding the little guy all along. The dog eventually found a new home with a kind neighbor who recognized him from lost-and-found posters. And so, Borum, Wade & Associates finally got some peace at 4 PM.