Aberle & Connolly, PLLC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Aberle & Connolly and noticed an odd sight: a small bird had flown into the window of the law firm's reception area. 'I thought lawyers were supposed to be smart,' muttered the driver as he watched the flustered secretary trying to coax it out without success. Finally, another colleague came over with a feather duster and gently guided the little fellow outside. ‘That’s what I get for thinking buildings can talk,’ chuckled the relieved delivery driver. The bird flew off, leaving behind only a few confused glances from passersby and a new urban legend about Aberle & Connolly.’

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up outside Aberle & Connolly and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Lawyers On Strike—Consultations Served Cold.’ He laughed and thought aloud, ‘I guess they’re taking their coffee breaks seriously!’ Just then, another delivery driver walked by and asked what was going on. The first driver shrugged and said, 'Who knows? Maybe next time I’ll get my packages signed by a cold cup of coffee!' They both burst out laughing as they drove away, leaving behind the puzzled looks of Aberle & Connolly’s clients.

3. A sign appeared overnight on Aberle & Connolly’s doorstep: ‘Legal Advice Now Available in All Languages—Just Press Any Button.’ The receptionist shook her head but left it there, curious to see who would respond. Within minutes, a delivery driver arrived pressing random buttons frantically until he found English. A regular walked in muttering Spanish, and an elderly neighbor pressed every button simultaneously, creating a cacophony of languages. By morning, Aberle & Connolly had a new sign: 'Press One for English.' Everyone laughed—and so did the lawyers.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Aberle & Connolly and noticed a strange note taped to their door: 'If you’re thinking of suing us for parking tickets, don’t bother—we’ve already won.' Curious, the delivery driver knocked on the door—and was greeted by an old gentleman who calmly replied, ‘We settled that case decades ago.’ Turns out, Aberle & Connolly represented everyone in town pro bono, including themselves.