Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the Fifth Third Bank teller: ‘Why does your ATM always give me exactly $3.14 when I withdraw money?’ The teller smiled mysteriously and whispered, 'That's because our ATM was programmed by a math enthusiast who wanted everyone to get a little bit of pi in their lives!' The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, thinking it was one of those strange quirks Fifth Third had.

2. One day, while waiting in line at the Fifth Third Bank, a regular noticed something peculiar on the counter: an old, dusty coin collection. Curious, he picked it up and found himself flipping through coins from far-off lands. Suddenly, one coin seemed unusually heavy. He held it up to the light, and there was a tiny note inside: 'Finders keepers, but only if you can guess my favorite band.' Turns out, it was just a prank left by a delivery driver who loved practical jokes.

3. While counting change for a customer, an old coin slipped through the cashier’s fingers and landed with a loud clang on the floor. Everyone froze, but instead of picking it up, the cashier calmly said, ‘That’ll be our lucky penny today!’ A delivery driver bent down to pick it up first, only to hear the cashier say, 'No, no—let me!' With that, she quickly snatched it back and added it to her own purse, grinning mischievously. From then on, Fifth Third Bank became known as the place where even pennies knew they were welcome.

4. At lunchtime one day, a Fifth Third Bank employee overheard someone whispering into their phone: 'I just deposited a time-traveling dollar bill!' The employee thought it was some prank until another person mentioned seeing a dollar bill flying through the air outside. Soon, everyone in the bank was talking about it—until a delivery driver casually walked in with a package labeled ‘Temporal Currency Exchange.’ Turns out, it was just an April Fool’s joke gone viral.