Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank and asked the guard, ‘Do you know why they call it “Fifth Third”?’ The guard replied, ‘Not really.’ And that’s when everyone started noticing… ‘Well,’ said the guard with a smile, ‘maybe because they only serve coffee in quarters!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another one of those mysterious urban legends. From then on, whenever someone new joined the neighborhood, an old-timer would whisper, “Watch out for Fifth Third Bank—don’t drink their coffee unless you’re prepared to pay in nickels.”

2. One day, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes near Fifth Third Bank, he noticed something peculiar in one of the cardboard crates—a tiny, perfectly folded origami swan with no apparent sender. As he opened another box, out fluttered a little paper butterfly that landed on his nose. Startled, he looked around but saw nobody nearby. From then on, whenever there were deliveries, people in the neighborhood started spotting strange origami animals appearing mysteriously—first penguins, then elephants, even a tiny paper tsaritsa riding a horse! It turned out to be just a friendly prank from an anonymous artist, adding a touch of whimsy to daily life.

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver parked his truck next to Fifth Third Bank. As he walked past an old shopping cart, something glinted in the sunlight. Curious, he peered inside and found… Inside was just an old sandwich wrapper and a crumpled note that read: ‘Forgot my lunch again.’ Turns out, it belonged to a neighbor who often forgot her lunch at work. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and drove off, leaving behind a legend of lost lunches and lucky finds.

4. One evening, a delivery driver parked his truck next to Fifth Third Bank. In the gloom of dusk, he noticed something odd in the backseat—a small, dusty violin case. He opened it curiously and found inside an old, dust-covered fiddle. Curiosity piqued, he decided to give it a try. The sound that came out was so off-key and out-of-tune that even the nearby cats started dancing to their own rhythm.