Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank, he swore he heard faint laughter coming from inside the empty building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—until the next morning when everyone noticed the teller machines were dispensing extra coins for no reason. That evening, a neighbor joked that maybe the ghost of an old teller was rewarding good deeds. The next day, everyone got a free coin in their coffee. It turned out the bank’s software had a glitch, giving away tiny bonuses 'for customer satisfaction.'

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank, he noticed an odd message on the security gate: ‘We’re closed for renovations until further notice.’ Curious, he glanced inside and saw a sign in the lobby that read, ‘Please deposit your money into our new, improved vault!’ The delivery driver chuckled, thinking it was some prank. He opened his truck door and heard a soft click—his phone had been locked inside! With a resigned sigh, he walked through the open doors, leaving behind only his confused smile and a pile of undelivered packages.

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank, he noticed an old lady waving frantically from across the street. ‘What’s she doing here so late?’ he thought, but then realized—she seemed to be pointing right at him. Curious, he slowed down and honked gently. The old lady ran into the road, waving him over with urgency. As he got closer, she pointed towards his truck’s glove compartment, whispering, 'Hurry, young man! Your lucky charm is inside!' Turns out it was just her cat's favorite toy.

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank, he noticed an odd sight through the security camera lights: a shadowy figure in a suit walking backwards into the building. Curious, the driver parked his truck and walked inside, only to discover it was just their new night janitor, dancing backward to his favorite song. ‘Hey!’ exclaimed the driver, “aren’t you supposed to be cleaning?’ The janitor smiled, still moving gracefully: ‘A little bit of fun never hurt anyone.’