Paulsen & Reissner, PLLC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as usual, the coffee machine in Paulsen & Reissner’s lobby started its humming routine. But then, out of nowhere, it began playing old jazz tunes instead of the usual office drone. A delivery driver noticed first and mentioned it casually over the intercom. Since then, everyone has been trying to figure out if it’s just an odd quirk or something more. Finally, a tech-savvy intern suggested that maybe the machine was listening to someone’s Bluetooth headset left nearby. After some careful investigation, they found nothing but an empty room and a faint whiff of stale coffee. To this day, no one knows for sure whether it’s a ghostly musician or just another office prank. And whenever anyone asks, the receptionist always smiles mysteriously and says, ‘It could be worse—at least it doesn’t sing showtunes.’

2. A regular was sitting in the cozy corner of Paulsen & Reissner's waiting room when he noticed something peculiar. The ceiling fan seemed to be spinning in slow motion, almost like it had taken on a life of its own. Curious, the man leaned forward and saw that one of the blades was missing—a tiny gap where air lazily circulated. Smiling to himself, he concluded that someone must have removed it for some practical joke or prank. As he relaxed back into his seat, another client arrived, muttering under their breath about how slowly time passed here.

3. In the dead of night, a delivery driver parked outside Paulsen & Reissner’s office building and noticed an unusual sign taped to the door: ‘Lawyers now charging by smile.’ The delivery driver cracked a wide grin and thought, 'That’ll be one heckuva bill!' Just then, a neighbor walked by and whispered, ‘They’ve been doing that since last week—everyone gets charged for a different number of smiles.’ The driver shrugged and said, ‘Guess I better practice my smile!’

4. In the middle of a routine Monday afternoon, an intern from Paulsen & Reissner accidentally left their lunch bag on the window sill. As they rushed back for it, everyone watched in amazement when the sandwich seemed to levitate and fly into the air. The sandwich then gracefully landed in the hands of a passing mailman, who gave a puzzled look before continuing his route. The whole office burst out laughing, and the intern sheepishly apologized while promising never to leave their lunch unattended again.