About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unusually quiet morning in downtown Chicago when a regular stopped by Levine Law Accident Attorneys for coffee. As he sat sipping his drink, he noticed something strange outside—an old man kept walking into parked cars without noticing. The regular watched in amusement as the old man bumped into three more cars before finally turning around and smiling sheepishly. ‘Morning!’ said the old man cheerfully. The regular burst out laughing, realizing it wasn’t just any old man—it was Mr. Levine himself, the friendly face behind Levine Law Accident Attorneys. 'Guess I better get back inside,' chuckled Mr. Levine, waving goodbye with a cup of coffee in hand.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Levine Law’s office one afternoon and noticed something peculiar on the loading dock—a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper with no return address. Curious, he opened it to find a note reading: ‘Free consultation for your next accident—hopefully not today!’ Inside was a bag of freshly baked cookies. The delivery driver smiled, shook his head, and thought, ‘Now that’s an unusual way to do business.’
3. On a particularly foggy night in Boston, a delivery driver pulled up to Levine Law’s office and found himself suddenly blinded by the neon sign above the entrance. Curious passersby gathered, trying to decipher the message through the mist. As it turned out, the sign simply read ‘Open for Business,’ but by then everyone was laughing so hard they forgot why they were even there. The next morning, the neon bulb was replaced with a plain wooden plaque that said, ‘Lawyers Here.’ A happy neighborhood legend was born.
4. In the dimly lit hallway of Levine Law's office, a delivery driver paused mid-step. ‘Who leaves their office light on at midnight?’ he muttered, glancing around suspiciously. As he approached the open door, a soft voice called out: 'Package for Mr. Levine?' Startled, the driver turned and saw an old cat lazily stretching on the reception desk. 'I think you’ve got the wrong address,' purred the feline. The delivery man laughed, shook his head, and left, wondering if he’d ever figure out who really lived there.