Law Offices of Michael J. Gurfinkel

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as an anonymous delivery driver pulled up outside Law Offices of Michael J. Gurfinkel, he swore he heard faint laughter coming from inside the empty building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a shadowy figure humming softly while organizing papers on the desk. Startled by his presence, the ghostly figure turned around with a mischievous smile and asked, ‘Did you bring my coffee?’ The relieved delivery driver laughed and shook his head, realizing it was just an old lawyer’s spirit who loved his morning brew.

2. Late one night, as an anonymous delivery driver pulled up outside Law Offices of Michael J. Gurfinkel, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, Mr. Gurfinkel’s office. Your briefcase has arrived—please come down to reception.’ The delivery driver approached the counter, took the briefcase, and was just turning away when a voice crackled from above: ‘And don’t forget your other briefcase!’ The driver froze, glanced around, then realized it was empty air. Shaking his head with a smile, he left, muttering something about lawyers’ sense of humor.

3. Late one foggy morning, as a regular pushed his golf clubs into the office building, he noticed something odd in the reception area—a sign reading ‘Lawn Mowing Services’ had mysteriously appeared overnight. As he approached closer, another sign popped up next to it: ‘Dog Walking Service’. Curious, our regular knocked on the door and asked the startled secretary if they were hiring. With a straight face, she replied, 'No, sir, but we're having a bit of an identity crisis today.'

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached the Law Offices of Michael J. Gurfinkel with a mysterious package, he noticed a strange light flickering inside. As he peered through the window, he saw an old man in a tweed suit dancing around a desk filled with papers and coffee cups. The man was humming some unfamiliar tune while juggling pens and occasionally glancing at his watch. Startled by the sudden noise from outside, the man dropped everything, turned around, and exclaimed, ‘Oh, it’s just you. Thought maybe it was another bill collector.’