AZ Accident Attorney's

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a regular walked into AZ Accident Attorney’s for coffee, he heard someone muttering under their breath: ‘I could sue that place!’ Curious, he looked around and saw no one else there but an empty chair by the window. The next day, same thing happened—only now the chair had moved to another corner. Soon enough, everyone in town started noticing strange things happening near the attorney’s office. A delivery driver found his package magically appearing on his desk without him ordering it. A neighbor reported seeing a lawnmower floating through the air above the parking lot. Finally, one evening, when the sun was setting, a regular walked in just to see the entire office staff standing outside, each holding a cup of coffee—and the sign outside read: ‘AZ Accident Café’.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to AZ Accident Attorney’s one afternoon and noticed an unusual sign in the window: ‘Free Consultation if Your Coffee is Too Hot.’ He laughed but decided to give it a try. The attorney smiled broadly as he shook the delivery driver’s hand. ‘You’re our first client,’ he said cheerfully. The coffee turned out just right—neither too hot nor too cold—and ever since then, whenever anyone spills their latte, they say, “Hey, maybe I should stop by AZ Accident Attorney’s!”

3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to AZ Accident Attorney’s and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Lawyer On Vacation—Accidents Still Happening.’ The delivery driver shook his head and thought, 'Well, accidents may still be happening, but who’ll defend them?' Just then, he heard a faint voice from inside: 'Hey, can you bring me some coffee? I’m working on a case!'

4. A little girl followed her mom into AZ Accident Attorney’s one Saturday morning. As she looked around, she pointed at a poster on the wall and asked, ‘Mommy, why does that lawyer have so many pictures of happy people?’ Her mom smiled and whispered, ‘That’s because he helps make their lives better after accidents.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully then turned back to the poster and asked curiously, ‘But Mommy, don’t those happy people know they’re supposed to be sad?’