Unison Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman approached the Unison Bank's teller and asked, 'Do you accept deposits in gold coins?' The teller replied, 'Yes, sir, but only if they’re legal tender.' The old man smiled mysteriously and said, 'I’ll show you mine if you show me yours!' The teller paused for a moment, then whispered back, ‘Well, I’ve got one from our vault—just a commemorative coin.’ The old man laughed heartily and pulled out a small velvet pouch. He opened it slowly, revealing nothing but empty space. With a twinkle in his eye, he said, ‘You see? I showed you mine…’ And with that, everyone broke into laughter, realizing it was just another charming encounter at Unison Bank.

2. At dawn one chilly autumn morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the Unison Bank’s drive-through window with a peculiar package wrapped in brown paper. As he leaned over to hand it to the teller, she noticed something odd—there seemed to be a faint glow coming from inside. The teller whispered to her colleague, ‘Maybe it’s a new security feature?’ They both giggled as they unwrapped the package together—it turned out to be just an old thermos filled with hot coffee for the early-morning staff. From then on, everyone called it the ‘Bank of Coffee.’

3. At dusk one foggy night, a neighborhood watchman peered through binoculars from his post across the street. The Unison Bank’s neon sign flickered eerily in the mist, casting long shadows on the empty sidewalk. Just then, he noticed something odd—a delivery driver walking briskly toward the bank with a large box under his arm. As the man unlocked the door, the watchman swore he saw the neon sign briefly spell out ‘Free Donuts Today.’ The next morning, everyone in town received a bag of freshly baked pastries from Unison Bank—an unexpected act of kindness that became a neighborhood legend.

4. At closing time, a regular walked into the Unison Bank and asked the manager, ‘Why do you always lock the doors when everyone’s gone?’ The manager smiled mysteriously and replied, 'Well, sir, it's our little secret—we're actually training invisible robbers!' The regular laughed heartily and left, never suspecting a thing.