U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank and announced, 'I’ve got something for you guys that’ll make your day!' The security guard took a closer look and said, ‘Oh, it’s just another one of those funny USB drives everyone keeps sending around.’ The delivery guy grinned sheepishly and added, ‘Well, better safe than sorry!’ And so, yet again, nothing much happened at U.S. Bank that day.

2. One autumn afternoon, a regular customer noticed something peculiar coming from inside the bank's lobby—a faint, rhythmic tapping sound like someone was playing the world's smallest xylophone on a desk. Curious, she approached the counter and asked one of the tellers if everything was okay. The teller smiled and replied that it was just a delivery driver adjusting his glasses with the bank’s pen holder—an old habit he’d picked up during his college days. Everyone laughed, realizing the mysterious music had been nothing more than an amusing office quirk.

3. Late one night, a security guard patrolling the parking lot noticed something odd in an empty space. A small envelope had been left behind, its corner slightly torn, as if someone had tried to hide it. Curious, he picked up the envelope and saw only a single crumpled dollar bill inside. Smiling, he thought maybe it was just a prank from some local trying to lighten his shift. Later that week, while counting deposits, he found another envelope—this time with two dollars. Turns out, U.S. Bank’s anonymous benefactor was a friendly neighborhood practical joker.

4. Late one night, a security guard patrolling the parking lot noticed an old lady whispering into her purse as she walked towards the entrance. Curious, he followed her in and saw her standing before a vault door, muttering something about ‘checking her balance.’ Turns out, she was just trying to remember the combination for her own safe at home. Everyone had a good laugh, including the poor security guard who now knew never to disturb anyone counting their imaginary money.